married 69
when a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife’s) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.
i woke up looking at my wife’s feet and realized we had just had a married 69. that’s as close as i’m going to get after ten years of marriage.
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