marshmallow scooter
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s face while on top of her, then sits on her face and scoots forward, so as to smear his -j-c-l-t- all over his gooch and b-ttcrack.
dude, don’t go anywhere near victoria. i heard greg gave her a marshmallow scooter.
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