the phenomenon where men worship women and work tirelessly to promote the idea of women in power. not into gender equality so much as the idea of women dominating men. everyone suspects a s-xual fetish is at root, but it’s just filed away under feminism. named for william moulton marston, the creator of wonder woman and the member of a woman-worshipping s-x cult, who modeled his superhero character after his s-xually dominant wife and wrote her as a female power figure in order to push an agenda of women’s dominance over men (no, really. google it). related to masochism but different for the gender-specific part.
people say alan is into feminism, but he’s really just into marstonism. he likes women kicking -ss but at heart just wants them to spank his.
s-xy with an big black p-n-s who is most likely to be come a p-rnstar and to have b-tches all up in his house find an mahadre man and f-ck him right away
- alabama dustbuster
an alabama dustbuster is where a person (usually female) snorts cocaine off a males erect p-n-s. jill was shocked when alan gave her an alabama dustbuster!
a kid named chris that had a lisp shut up cwith i kid named chris who had a lisp shut up cwith
a person with a bunch of random letters that came together to form a name. can be very snarky most of the time and fangirls over superheroes (bucky) all the time, also does her friends homework 99.99% of the time. likes pita. is a meme. wow look! sephen is crying over bucky again.
- meating around
the act of swinging your p-n-s around in a circular motion jeff: i heard jake likes meating around nathan: i love meating around too! is it weird? jeff: ….