mart
a mart is a genuine top aussie bloke. he will never dog the boys and drop everything when another mart is in need. marts drink xxxx gold and fish in every minute of spare time.
oi shooter williamson is such a mart.
1.(noun) a shop with a gas station in front of it run by red dot indians, muslims, asians, and mexicans. usually remains open all 24 hours of the day. often has catchy names like 7-11, extramile, jiffy mart, and such.
after shopping there or paying for your gas the attendant says,”tank you calm al gain,” while raising his hand lifting his index and middle finder.
kid 1,”where’d you get that pack of swishers?”
kid 2,”i posted up the mart near the factory and shoulder tapped this b-m, told him he could keep the change.”
noun. a mart is a friend.
english slang deriving from the english term “mate”. usualy used by teenagers and chavs of all ages.
lottie- hey up mart!
jess- h-llo my best mart!
mårt (mohrt), mårting, mårted
verb: to write extremely compact and eloquent code in an exceedingly short amount of time.
adjective: program code written in such a manner.
see also: mårten
“wow, greg really knows how to mårt code”
“i’ll have the module finished for you by the end of the day, i’m gonna hunker down and mårt it.”
“take a look at this function. is it mårt or what!?”
absolute s-x beast, also likes to show off his 12 gauge
jesus marts, have a cold shower and put that beast away… do you have a permit for that??
the ancient god of love, relevant in its time. given to the chosen sons of this god, the name ‘marts’ holds many secret powers
‘this guys name is marts’
mouth-fart, while making out, or french kissing you & your partners lips seperate and make a fart noise. very embarrasing.
guy 1:aww man i was mackin on my girl last night when we tottally marted it was hilarious.
guy 2:wtf is a mart?!
guy 1:you know a mouth fart?
guy 2:oooh hahahah douchebag!
n. a particularly pungent and aromatic belch. a mouth fart.
v. to emit a gaseous stench from one’s mouth, as from a fart.
braaappp!! man, that mart stunk.
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