Martel’s
perhaps a well known family in ri. if you have the chance to be a part of this clan you will know the true meaning of the word family and the love that binds them. they know how to have fun and accept anyone that comes their way.
martel’s- a very close knit family in the heart of ri.
most babe-oh-licious hottie in the whole world. seriously. regularly makes dudes cream their pants. a great lay, but kind of insane. shy on the outside, but don’t be fooled, this girl is a party animal, a s-x machine, a caring soul, and a righteous maniac.
hot d-mn! check out that martel!
martel’s: a very well known famliy in rhode island for there trouble with fights, drugs, and cops. mostly the four brothers are all trouble makers. they all stick together. mess with one you mess with all! they will treat you how you treat them thats all you need to know mostly
here come the martel’s no trouble please.
slang: someone who doesn’t pay child support.
he could not get his license because he was a martel’s
a “thick” or “full-figured” girl with a voluptuous booty usually wearing tight jeans or other restrictive clothing over the b-ttox to help support the excess flesh from hanging freely away from the body. sometimes the flesh gets redistributed just above the original b-tt resulting in a m-ffin top or a double b-tt.
look over there, that girl in the tan tights is a martel. levitra and martha are martels
martel: a very well known famliy in rhode island for there trouble with fights, drugs, and cops. mostly the four brothers are all trouble makers. they all stick together. mess with one you mess with all! they will treat you how you treat them thats all you need to know mostly.
here come the martel’s no trouble please.
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