Marten
a fine lookin male. male version of gina.
daaymm marten! you be lookin fine.
marten
the coolest f-cker going and is the real definition of a lad.
he is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
on nights out he will happily ‘take one for the team’ to help out his best buddies.
he is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
he is a true lad and anyone that knows a marten should be honored.
look at him getting all the girls , what a marten.
a tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. they hunt squirrels.
imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. lengthen the legs and tail too. it looks a little foxy. now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel — only faster. this is the squirrel munching marten. it is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a “fox cat”.
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