martian muff dive
the act of performing oral s-x on a female while plastic straws are inserted into the nostrils of the ‘performer’ to allow for optimal breathing. this reduces the risk of the individual losing consciousness during the act.
“hey guy, why you gotta nosebleed?”
“me and the misses were in the middle of a martian m-ff dive and the straw got jammed in one of her rolls.”
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