Martini Homerun


the act of a male having intercourse with a female proceeded by said female licking the male’s -ss followed by -n-l s-x with the female and then having her suck your d-ck until you are about to bust a nut at which time you pull out of her mouth and shoot your load as far across the room as possible. (never follow up with a kiss unless you are a real dirtbag)
whoa buddy, i got a martini homerun last night and busted my nut right outta the park!!

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