Martinnotes
1. a person too lazy and/or stupid to read.
2. a person that cannot correctly form sentences in english.
3. a person that grows hair directly underneath the eyes.
4. a person whose literacy is dubious.
5. a person that cannot spell or pr-nounce even simple words.
6. a person that believes iraq is in africa.
7. nipple.
man, that kid is so dump he watched the movie the exorcist to prepare for a test on the book the eye of the needle!
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