Martino


the s-xiest man alive. has a s-xi body and gets all ladys. has a huuggeee d-ck and knows how to use it.
that “martino” has one huge d-ck and knows how to use it :-d!!!
m-are-t-ee-no:
the act of incorporating a scientific term/notion into an everyday conversation.
guy 1: “bruh- i bet the earth makes fun of the other planets for not having any life.”
guy 2: “uhh…”
guy 1: “#martino.”
a woman that uses her hands too much while speaking.
a woman who plays with her moustache.
look at martino, she’s been plucking those moustache hairs for hours!

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