martjin
martijn’s are a tall dutch guy who plays cs:go and overwatch. they are also known to smoke and vape. they are also sometimes creepy and stare at girl’s b–bs.
girl: hey there martijn!
martjin: -stares at her b–bs for most of conversation-
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