marty

absolutly amazing guy. can be the s-xy boyfriend or the best friend that you can tease and have a good time with. incredibly attractive, hot, cute and s-xy all in one. fun to be around and an amazing kisser. has gorgous eyes, athletic, has an amazing smile, and can seem shy, but only at first. the kind of guy that you can’t believe is actually yours and when you catch his eye across the room you can’t help but smile. has a good sense of humor and loves to just hang out and cuddle for a while or go crazy and party all night, whatever you want babe. a great friend and an ever greater person, if you’re lucky enough to find a marty, keep him and never let him go because you’ll have an impossible time finding a guy so amazing.
i love marty.

he’s marty, do i even need to say any more?
this bad–ss mother from round the way who takes bong tokes like a f-cking man.
d-mn, look at dr. marty hit that sh-t.
the unique combination of looks, confidence, glib and projection of s-xual potential that comprises a man’s ability to attract a female. also known at the man-vibe, mack or mojo.
“d-mn, my marty must be off cuz i thought for sure she’d suck my d-ck.”
a high-roller or billionaire playboy. usually exclusive to the south florida region, however, can live anywhere in the world. a marty drives an expensive car such as a bentley or lexus and throws money around all the time.
bro, i can’t afford that audemars piguet watch, i’m not marty!
someone who selflessly gives of themselves. one who is altruistic and kind. one who works against all odd without, at times, the thanks of others. one who makes a great difference in all lives they touch.
that woman is such a marty. she is always working to help. i wish i had her capabilities and drive!
the droplets of sweat that are usually found on the back of one’s shirt. they can also be found on the front of a shirt, and these are referred to as frontal marties.
bernie has a serious case of the marties.
when my wife and kids were going out of town recently my daughter looked at me and said “you should have a marty.” i had no idea what she was talking about so i said, “what’s a marty” and she responded “a man party”.

“that’s awesome,” i said.

i have never been more proud of my daughter.
“you guys this is it, my wife and kids are finally going on that overnight trip for her 3rd cousins graduation from middle school and i’m throwing a marty.”