Martyr Brag


when someone is talking about how difficult a situation/ task was, but because it was them they managed to do it well.

for had it not been them it wouldn’t have been able to be done.
martyr bragging d-ck: “the workload mr boss gave me was completely unreasonable. there was far too much for someone to do in that time. i mean, if he hadn’t given it to me and like margaret instead, it never would have been completed on time”

self respecting normal human being: “you need to shut up you martyr bragging f-ckface, you’re not special”

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