martython
a marathon in which the runner p-sses his hotel at about the twenty-third mile and thinks to himself, “i’ve had enough; i could catch a shower and maybe even get an early flight home,” and veers off the course and stops.
john: how did marty do in his marathon today?
pat: he turned it into a martython. he was a little tired as he p-ssed the holiday inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.
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