tom: do you notice how marverick i am?
sam: f*ck off.
slang for masterbating and jogging at the same time. definition comes from many gangs in the 561 area (fl). a form of exercise. instead of chris and alex pumping the iron they decided to j-jog around the block to show their manliness. ex: don’t mess with that man j-jogging over there he’s dangerous!
jerking while p**ping on the toilet. man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping
(v.) to m*st*rb*t*, sleep, and eat all at once. dan was so tired, hungry, and h*rny after leaving cs lab, he said to mark, “i’m going home to mastursleat” i caught dan mastursleating when i found him in his bed with a steak sandwich and redtube on his laptop.
an idiot blonde who can’t even add 2 and 2. someone with a brain made out of day old dog sh*t. she is so stupid. such a mathbarbie.