Mary Cheney


the lesbian daughter of former us vice president d-ck cheney. mary cheney and her life partner, heather poe, have two children, dr. quinn and medicine woman, both of whom are the result of a lesbian miracle. ms. cheney revealed in a recent interview that her children’s names were inspired by a line of dialogue spoken by fictional race car driver ricky bobby in ms. cheney’s favorite film, talladega nights.

noted gay columnist dan savage has publicly referred to ms. cheney as a “useless dyk-” due to her active involvement with the bush administration and the half–ssed stand she has taken for gay rights. mary cheney responded to savage’s remark with a thinly-veiled threat to have her dark lord father send him to guantanamo bay, presumably to be tortured and held indefinitely without charges, as is customary in the post-9/11 police state formerly known as the united states of america.
mary cheney was the director of vice presidential operations for the bush-cheney 2004 presidential re-election campaign, which is rather ironic considering the fact that the bush administration’s official policy on gays and lesbians is that they “should all shut the h-ll up and stop being all gay and stuff”-.

-quote by former attorney general john ashcroft, 2004

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