Mary-Hardin Baylor
the university of mary-hardin baylor, home of the cru, is by far the best football school, east of the mississippi and south of the mason dixon line. also the sickest d-iii school in the nation. you dont mess with the cru! umhb is the oldest school in texas founded in 1845 and is the older sister of baylor university, but unlike baylor, the cru actually wins their games.
hsu fan: hey who are we playing this week?
hsu player: mary-hardin baylor
hsu fan: were playing the cru!?!?!!?!? were screwed!!!!
hsu player: ya i know, i dont even know why im going to show up for the game, i might not
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