a hoe who is usually a funny person, but mostly a hoe. sometimes they can be s-xy with big -ss but that’s only sometimes
u see that hoe
she’s such a mary lewis
- uncle rub
the act of touching a females genitalia over her pants or dress that creepy guy at the party totally uncle rubbed me while we were dancing
- very fast doggo
n. a large pupper that is speeding along very fast doggo running at incredible hihg speed. very fast doggo destroying the sp-cetime continuum!
when you try and get nudes but get shot down. dude, you remember amy last night? she just cinderbewb’d me.
the art of giving an -rg-sm through blowing a raspberry on the v-g-n- last night foreplay was 10 minutes of hardcore razam-rg-sm
- counter c*cked
you (a man) take off your pants to show off your goods. she responds by showing hers. uh-oh. looks like she’s not a she at all, and it’s bigger than yours. guess what? you just got counter c-cked. jimmy knew he was about to have a long night when she lifted her skirt and counter […]