Mary Magdalen Fetish
the irrational fixation to hook up/ have s-x with women who have been p-ssed around more than the communion cup at x-m-ss midnight m-ss.
fulfilling this act often gives the fetishist the illusion that he is a “g-d among women” and false self confidence & neurotic pride. when in all reality, he just f-cks wh-r-s, an act anyone can do, given that wh-r-s are easy. thus, making him douchlord & not a “g-d among women.”
girl 1: “ugh, why does he think he so cool all of a sudden”
girl 2: “he’s not, he’s just got a big head & mary magdalen fetish.”
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