mary pearl
noun: 1. a person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.
2. someone who is as cute as a b-tton, but can be scary as f-ck and is usually linked to music/bands
“omg that mary pearl is so cute”
“sure but she just slammed me into a locker”
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- Mason Date
when two people of the opposite s-x, or multiple people of the opposite s-x, or any combination of people go anywhere and someone automatically -ssumes that they are dating. oh, those guys went and got ice cream but aren’t in a relationship? must have been a mason date.
- mastersoning
when you guzzle so much c-m that it seeps into your cervix, thus impregnating yourself. after mastersoning many men for many years, i finally got pregnant with a b-st-rd child
- masturbaited
when you click on a p-rno and get a cooking show instead. me:hey man i got masturbaited last night. freind: really? me:yeah all i got was a cooking show.
- Me cago en la puta
in spanish “i sh-t on the wh-r-“. commonly use to indicate anger. dude, what about the english homework? !me cago en la puta!
- megawench
a megawench is like a regular wench, but you know, mega chloe is such a megawench