Mary Poppins Vagina


a girl whose v-g-n- is so huge it almost seems magical. she can fit umbrellas, cows, and half of “small town usa” in it- at the same time. when she sends naked pictures of herself she leaves her panties on so all of her “special belongings” don’t fall out. beware, if you choose to enter, you get a free gift with penetration… if you can find your way out. the gift that keeps on giving…
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yeah, i’ve heard she has a mary poppins v-g-n-.

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