Mary Tyler Moore
mary tyler moore is a very symbolic woman. she was first known on the d-ck van dyk- show, where she gave him the playful nickname p-n-s van lesbian. she played laura petrie (pr-nounced peht-ree), the wife of robert petrie and mother of ritchie petrie, which was also the name of her son.
her next major role was as mary richards on the self t-tled show, ‘the mary tyler moore show’. it was a brilliant show, with plot, depth, and wonderful characters. a job at a newsroom with the following : a fat boss, an idiot anchorman, a hot -ssociate producer (miss moore herself), a crazy jewish friend who couldn’t stay on a diet, and a blonde with a daughter and a husband who was the secret landlord of the apartment with her.
miss moore suffers from diabetes, and she was an alcoholic. she checked into the betty ford centre. now she is 69 years old. she is a political lobbyist for stem cell research, and is a rallyist for the juvenile diabetes -ssociation.
who can turn the world on with her smile?
who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile?
well it’s you girl, and you should know it.
with each glance and every little movement you show it.
love is all around, no need to waste it,
you can have the town, why don’t you take it?
you’re gonna make it after all.
you’re gonna make it after all.
jake: dude. mary tyler moore is hot and skinny!
john: that’s cause she’s diabetic.
jake: ew. diabetes.
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