Maryed
to cheerfully say hi to a person you know very well, only to have that person completely ignore you and ruin your entire day. also may cause severe depression when done correctly.
person 1: hi! how’s it going?
person 2: -turns around and walks away-
person 3: oh my god dude you just got severely maryed
when a piece of technology suddenly stops working for no apparent reason, no-one ‘touched it’ or ‘fiddled’ with it, it just stopped working ‘all on it’s own’!
techie: what happened here then?
customer: i don’t know it just stopped working
techie: did you click on blah blah?
customer: i didn’t click on anything
techie: (to other techie) it’s been maryed!
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