Marylander
verb
1. the action of committing to a social gathering (dinner/drinks, cookout, movie, theatre, etc) with plenty of time to spare, only to cancel at the last minute.
2. a slightly ruder version of #1, although the person will simply pull a no show, and will not be reachable via phone or text when the event is taking place.
3. a more extreme version of #1 & #2, a marylander will additionally reconfirm once or twice throughout the week and will show enthusiasm for the event, promise not to pull a “marylander” again, yet still will
noun.
1. a person who, after moving to maryland, loses the ability to follow through with social events and repeatedly pulls a marylander.
ex1. john and sue planned a nice gathering for sat-rday. nelson agreed to come on monday, confirmed thursday, and then pulled a marylander on sat-rday.
ex2. ‘example: joe: “how was the cookout, did nelson come?” lorrie: “nahh, that douchebag marylander pulled a marylander again. we need to move out of this state. ”
a multi-faceted person. a person to whom extreme opposites apply – rich & poor, smart & dumb at the same time. based on the state of maryland’s diverse population. see maryland pr-nounced “mary lander”.
kathy is a real marylander, a brain in math & science but cannot spell “dog” without a dictionary.
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