marylicious
the delicious taste that dulls all others by comparison.
when i need a fix, i yearn for somethin’ truly marylicious.
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- Hangin' Toilet Water Low
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- mastribate
when someone doesn’t know how to spell m-st-rb-t-. i think i’ll go in to the bathroom and mastribate to prawn. when one strokes the wand, ie. jerk off! i am going to find some real p-rn on this computer and mastribate to it.
- mastur-baiting
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- Masty
to m-st-rb-t-. i’m gonna go home and have a right old fat masty a shortened version of masturbation “what did you do last night?” “i had a masty.” noun: the act of masturbation verb: to m-st-rb-t- in the absence/or for the replacement of real s-x (not to be used by those who are getting the […]