Marystown
small town in rural newfoundland, canada.
contains more drunks than neighbouring burin, although not as many soccer addicts.
also, like clarenville it is the sh-thole of the universe.
thankfully i don’t live in marystown, as you can smell the booze 30 kilometers outside of town.
marystown is a town of ignorant people, who have low standards of women, most of them can’t speak proper english, they speak marystownian – a f-ggoty language.
their minor hockey team is the “mariners”
the mariner is a fat chick with saggy t-ts
on a stephenville stars jersey.
marystown is the definition of “-ss”
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