mascary
when a person wears a scary amount of mascara
although melanie thought her mascara application was flawless, her eyelashes really looked like scary spiderlegs
referring to the unfortunately unhappy effect of a naively hopeful but clueless misapplication, to the eye lashes, of cosmetic instruments.
after what seemed like hours, melanie emerged from the bathroom, clutching her treasury of cosmetics in her gold-clipped komodo-dragon bag close to her br–sts, as if in triumph. but so mascary was that face, as of a baleful moon of hecate, that helmut clutched his belly and his mouth, and poor benjamin swooned into the lap of natasha — ironically the last thing that melanie could have wanted.
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