mash the drain


when you cannot get out of the shower fast enough to sh-t so you accidentally drop loaf in the tub. you must now mash it down the drain with your big toe.
“i had no time to jump out of the shower to cr-p out last night’s tacos so i had to mash the drain cuz i sh-t the tub .”

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