Mashed Brotatoes
too many bros in any given locale.
guy 1: hey man! how’s jessica’s party??
guy 2: awww dude, i’m leaving, its mashed brotatoes over here.
guy 1: sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiit. (the wire style)
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