mashing potatoes


usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. this is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have s-x. completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey d-ck, she vigorous “mashes” her v-g-n- into your p-n-s in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection
“man, dana was mashing potatoes all night long”
2 more definitions
the act of stuffing a potato into a woman’s v-g-n- and having s-x with her until it is mashed. eating the potatoes is then optional.
i was mashing potatoes with your mom last night.
a euphemism for masturbation
“john, what have you been doing your forearms are m-ssive?”
“oh you know just mashing potatoes”

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