Mashing


the act of female masturbation.

can be used as an insult as well as a verb in the same way as w-nker is used both as a pejorative and to describe the act of a man masturbating.
“is she mashing it”

or

“that chick is such a masher”

or

if a woman cuts you off in traffic you can yell “you f-cking masher”
drving fast
i was mashin down the street.
combining usually internet or other types of videos whilst some times incorporating music to create a new video that either may be centered around one more themes, or merely to show all of the videos together.
hes “mashing” together auto-tune remix videos.
when bicyclists, namely fixed-speed riders, dip and weave quickly through cars, skid through them, or a combination of the two.
mark is one of the best messengers i know. he’s so good at mashing.
the act of squishing your private parts together.
i walked in on her mashing.it was gross.and stunk.
the act of strolling into your local supermarket and heading toward the fruit and veg section. where you start to m-st-rb-t- yourself as vigorous as possible, ending with a creamy substance left all over the potatoes, much like planking became an internet sensation many have taken to mashing in much the same way.
andrew: “look at that girl over there by the tomatoes, she’s got her hands right down her knickers.”
richard: “who? catherine? squatting over the potatoes? she must have her whole fist up there man.”
andrew: “yeah, she’s mashing hard dude.”
mashing is a term commonly used to describe frotteurism. frotteurism is a type of paraphilia involving s-xual urges or s-xually arousing fantasies involving b-mping or rubbing against a stranger and/or a nonconsenting person for s-xual gratifucation.
frank was arrested for mashing a woman on a crowded subway.

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