mashturbate
to m-st-rb-t-, while being mashed off’ drugs such as; cannabis; valium;, any drug which will relax the user
oh man i feel quite stoned… i might mashturbate later on,it will sort me out…!
mashturbating is when you or someone else mashes your c-ck with their fist or a household object.
jane: uh you’ll never guess what happend to me last night
sarah: what?
jane: i saw my brother mashturbate in his room
sarah: ewwwwwww
to mash with one self as if were one in a mash pit.
i couldn’t help but laugh when sean started to mashturbate.
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