Masons Mom
the biggest sl-t in the world. once f-cked her sons entire football team at the same time. favorite position is double penetration in the -ss. her son is the product of a crazy midget s-x orgy. has f-cked every man on the planet at least once.
last night my friends and i f-cked masons mom
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