Masoum
singular; rare species characterized by the following traits:
1) gayness
2) fatness
3) douchbagness
4) stupidity
5) delusional – thinks it has swag & often speaks of being “jacked”.
treat with caution; exposure to this species may lead to serious consequences.
i saw a masoum the other day.
bro, you’re being such a masoum.
the guy thinks he’s jacked; he’s being a masoum.
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