mass castrations
in ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. a historian of the seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the khwarazmians, the turk seljuk key coubad ordered the t-st-cl-s or scr-t-ms of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents – a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!
“these m-ss castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies”.
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