mass or gas
the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ism-ss or gas. one can choose m-ss, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or sh-tting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip
i was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play m-ss or gas. i lost and sh-t my pants.
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