mass-shoe-bation


engaging in acts that satisfy a shoe fetish or shoe addiction, for example, the habitual online search for shoe images.
guy 1: what have you been up to lately?
guy 2: not much, just looking at shoes on my computer.
guy 1: you do that a lot, don’t you?
guy 2: yeah, i just like to see all the different kinds of kicks out there. some of them i want to buy.
guy 1: so you like m-ss-shoe-bation?
guy 2: i guess so. i am a m-ss-shoe-bator.

guy 1 : just be careful. my dad says it can make you go blind.

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