Massachusetts Cowboy
a person who was born and lives in m-ssachusetts, but for some reason dresses like a cowboy. usually a symptom of dementia from too many years of drinking.
person 1: why are you wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat?
person 2: because i grew up on a farm in m-ssachusetts.
person 1: oh, your a m-ssachusetts cowboy.
person 2: baaaaaaaahhh!!!
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