Massachusetts Green


the second or so after a light turns red used to make it past the intersection before the other light turns green.

used mostly in m-ssachusetts where most douche bags live and driving laws do not really apply at all.
doug: dude, you just ran that red light
katt: i got it man, where in lowell its a m-ssachusetts green kiiidd.

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