Massachusetts Horse Bite
when a ladyfriend performs oral s-x whilst chewing gum, and then at the moment the gentleman is about to finish, she bites down on the gum and his dongelberg at the same time.
jeremy went the way he always wanted to go, he got a m-ssachusetts horse bite from a tramp. may he rest in peace.
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