Massachusetts Republican


one who thinks they agree with republican ideals and are reasonably conservative, but realize they’d be considered a liberal democrat, or a moderate at least, anywhere else outside of ma, particularly the greater boston area.
girl, seeing liberals on campus running around naked and hugging trees: “i think i’m a republican.”
boy: “nah”
girl, after watching the rnc and speaking with red-state relatives: “nevermind”
boy: “yah, you’re totally a m-ssachusetts republican. want to get naked?”

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