massachusetts
n. a whole lot of chusetts
that is one serious m-ssachusetts.
there it is, with the neighboring states colored in
most dencely populated per square mile state in the northeast. known for the redsox, patriots, bad drivers, highways with two different names (128 is i-95, for all you out-of-staters), dunkin donuts, wicked bad gramma, friggin cold winters, wicked hot summers, unpredictable weather, and people who hate the new york yankees.
i’m from boston m-ssachusetts and i drive betta than you.
greatest state ever
home to the world champion patriots and red sox!!!
red sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck
and thats why m-ssachusetts is awesome
m-ssachusetts is awesome because we have two champion teams
home of the world champion boston red sox and new england patriots.
person #1: i’m from boston
person #2: d-mn you. i’m from st. louis and we’re your b-tch
state where i was born, live in, and mostly likely will die in. the best state in the united states. it is a cold place in the winter months but never gets too hot and it is not as heavily taxed as most states these days, it is 34th out of 50 making the taxachusetts insult obsolete now. it has more culture than the rest of new england, great universities, and an exstensive amount of history.
m-ssachusetts was the sixth state to join the union.
the state name that everyone hates spelling.
tommy: brian, how do you spell, “m-ssachusetts?”
brian: f-ck you, tommy.
a very wonderful state located in the always beautiful new england. cold snowy winters,warm sunny summers,colorful treed autumns,and flowering springs. home of the most wonderful boston red sox and new england patriots. let me add that westfield is the bestfield of m-ss.
red sox and pats rule m-ss
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