Massage Chair Sex
you set your m-ssage chair all the way up to the top and on percussion, and have your partner rest his/her head on the part of the chair where the percussion is happening. you then place your p-n-s inside your partners mouth for your enjoyment.
m-ssage chair s-x is recommended if your partner is handicapped
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