Massagejacking


when some douche tries to steal a m-ssage you clearly claimed for yourself on facebook.
dude: oh man i desperately needs a back / neck m-ssage.
douche: dibs!
dude: hey no, no, i get dibs on the first m-ssage; no m-ssagejacking my status.

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