massagitate


when someone sneaks up behind you and m-ssages your shoulders, but they don’t do it correctly and it just makes the ache worse. combination of m-ssage and agitate.
“ugh! i hate hate hate when mark m-ssagitates me!”

“she’s so m-ssagitating”

“don’t m-ssagitate me!

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