Massagyny


not to be confused with misogyny!!! a religion founded by sir alexander macgregor in the 14th century, in which it’s fellowship partake in ritualistic m-ssages on the sabbath and often times the congregation will partake in s-xual pleasures with one another. there are 69 commandments, or as others like to say, positions one must follow in order to be accepted into the religion or considered a m-ssaganist. (alter boys are considered back scratchers to anyone without a partner.)
today is sunday, we must practice our m-ssagyny religion, so lets take out our sacred oils and lotions and lather each other up in the name of the holy latherer.

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