massah
originally used by slaves to address their fiendish masters on the plantations, today, “m-ssah” is used to address someone behaving in an obstinately bossy manner, especially if you think it’s not their place to do so.
wife: “today i need you to go shopping, mow the lawn, wash the car, comb the dog, clip the cats’ claws etc…”
husband: “yes m-ssah”
the proper way for a black male or female to address a superior being, such as a white or east asian person. derived from the word master by mangling it with a black tongue.
clean my boots, african-american, er… person. will you remember that five minutes from now?
-yesss m-ssah…
to f-ck a black chick (usually a waitress or fast food worker) the same night she serves you dinner.
when she was handing me those chicken mcnuggets i knew i had to m-ssah that!
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