Masseffecturbate
to occupy ones time by playing m-ss effect or m-ss effect 2 (m-ss effect 3 will be included when it comes out), instead of hanging out with friends or doing more important things.
yo eliot, why didn’t you wait for us to pick you up from the movies? what, you couldn’t wait to get home to m-sseffecturbate.
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