Massifying
the act of making something m-ssive for the sake of it. usually in order to inflate one’s ego.
“katie adds random people she barely knows on facebook just to m-ssify her friends list”
“he’s m-ssified his car even though it cost him a fortune and it’s so heavy it can barely move. looks good tho…”
“can i have ur msn address?”
“why, you don’t even like me?”
“i’m m-ssifying my contact list”
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