Massingham
the more elegant way of saying ‘ m-ssive ham’. people with this surname tend to have large p-n-ses or v-g-n-l regions. it is also a used in naughty expressions post-s-x to compliment the other s-xual partner.
person 1: so what did you do last night?
person 2: ( whispers) i had a m-ssingham
-chuckles-
person 1: oh lucky you!
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